Bunny's Little Book of Revenge Recipes: Featuring Culinary Closure and Snack-based Spite: Satirical and vengeful recipes for emotional closure (The Velvet Warpath)

Bunny's Little Book of Revenge Recipes: Featuring Culinary Closure and Snack-based Spite

Some grievances cannot be journaled. They must be plated.

Bunny — Chief Petty Officer of Velinwood Court, Department of Internal Displeasure — has compiled the official cookbook for those moments when forgiveness is off the menu and dinner still has to happen.

Inside:

—162 pages. Cocktails. Appetizers. First Dish. Main Offenses. Just Desserts. Closing Rites. A Petty Grocery List. A complete satirical cookbook in for the meal you've been planning to serve but never did.

— More than thirty recipes , each with Bunny's tip, ingredients (annotated where annotation was called for), instructions in Bunny's voice, and a closing line that tells you who it serves and what it comes with. Some are food. Some are not. All of them work.

— Field notes from the Court. Bunny's commentary throughout. Percival's procedural footnotes. One Court Compliance file regarding the rapid redeployment of an accused party. (Filed. Sealed. Available on request, if request is properly formatted.)

— Designed to live on the counter. Aged ledger-paper interior. The kind of cookbook you don't hide. The kind that tells your guests exactly what kind of evening they've walked into.

Filed under: The Department of Internal Displeasure. Velinwood Court.

For people who do not get even. Who get elegant. Who understand that the difference between a meal and a message is plating.

Stamped once. Plated twice.