{"product_id":"b0h9g5ssvj","title":"Carl's Theodyssey: A Hopeful Skeptic's Guide to Finding God in the World of Teeth and Thorns","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat if God is real, genuinely interesting, and absolutely nothing like you've been told?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn a world full of prosperity gospels, third-eye-opening chakra crystals, and multiverses conjured to plug the holes in materialist theory, Carl's Theodyssey clears a new path — a story of a purposeful universe that doesn't require you to lobotomize your good sense. Not sermons, not blind faith, not smug disbelief. Just a spiritual story that actually stands up to honest skepticism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis one's for the doubters. The deconstructing. The burned-by-religion and the bored-by-atheism. The people who suspect there might be something more but have a well-earned allergy to being preached at. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your guide — Carl. Occasionally vulgar, unabashedly non-scholarly, armed with nothing but two decades of stubborn personal inquiry and an alarming number of metaphors. He's not a theologian. He didn't go to seminary. But he might just be the most honest and entertaining guide you've ever had through the biggest questions of existence — complete with a hand-drawn map, symbolic monsters, and a few grand cosmic visions along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e(That's Theo — as in God — plus odyssey. Not Homer. Though honestly, the monsters are comparable.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat Carl finds at the end of the road is genuinely surprising: a God worth knowing personally, a spirit that's been quietly on your side this whole time, and a divine partnership that turns out to be something close to a superpower — the kind that lets you stand steady in a world of teeth and thorns, and find a peace and lasting joy that defy logic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBuckle up. The Great Quest Maker awaits.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":67923511967989,"sku":"YSL50298","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/8774\/8597\/files\/81VSpk2K5eL._SY1500.jpg?v=1793672107","url":"https:\/\/www.newbooks.store\/products\/b0h9g5ssvj","provider":"NewBooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}