{"product_id":"b0fbt9qg87","title":"How to Poop Faster: Tips, Tricks, and Tools for a Faster Flush (The Poop Mastery Series)","description":"\u003cp\u003eI've been doing it wrong for 34 years. THIRTY-FOUR YEARS.\u003cbr\u003e\nBought this as a joke. Turns out the joke was my entire digestive routine.\u003cbr\u003e\nMy legs don't fall asleep anymore and honestly that alone was worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAre you tired of stepping into the bathroom as a hopeful human and stepping out 30 minutes later hobbling around with numb legs like you aged 40 years in there – while your family quietly suspects you’ve been possessed by a poop demon?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThen you’re in luck. This book will fix your bathroom situation and  save you approximately 200 hours a year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThey always taught us about the birds and the bees, but never the poops and the pees… until now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHow to Poop Faster  blends the legitimate science of bowel movements with a bit of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll Learn:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe 10-second posture shift that makes your body go oh THAT'S what we're doing Why eating more fiber hasn't done anything, and what actually makes everything move faster The breathing pattern that tells your pelvic floor to relax and let things happen Which common healthy foods are secretly constipating you Why stress literally freezes your digestive system, and the stupidly simple mental trick that unfreezes it The morning routine that makes your bathroom visits predictable instead of a daily surprise Travel survival tactics for unfamiliar bathrooms, questionable toilets, and that one guest bathroom where everyone can hear everything What to do on stubborn days when nothing's happening and you're trapped in the Negotiation Phase The exact foods, timing, and habits that turn you into someone who poops in record time, consistently\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who wants to poop smarter, faster, and with less struggle Families tired of long, stressful toilet times Parents teaching kids better bathroom habits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAnd here's what nobody talks about...  the instant mental clarity boost for the day. A smooth bowel movement makes you feel lighter, clearer, and energized. A slow one? That sluggish feeling follows you everywhere. It’s the gut-brain connection at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo let’s do this. Your new simple bathroom routine =  Get in, get out, feel great.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s time to soar and crown a new fastest pooper in the house!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ANT","offers":[{"title":"Ebook","offer_id":67924791787765,"sku":"YSL54152","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/8774\/8597\/files\/61S0eO-RfhL._SY1500.jpg?v=1793673723","url":"https:\/\/www.newbooks.store\/products\/b0fbt9qg87","provider":"NewBooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}